This program and documentation may reflect the thoughts, opinions, or ideas of myself, my company, my friends, my cat, or someone else. All rights reserved, all lefts reserved. This software is subject to change without notice. Bits are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual software is unintentional and is purely coincidental.
Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Type hard, you are making five copies. Software is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. User assumes all liabilities. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse, or inability to understand.
An equal opportunity employer. No shirt, no shoes, no software. Quantities are limited while supplies last. Quantity may vary. Since software is handcrafted, there will be slight differences in each object. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
No parking. No standing. No spitting. No kidding. Posted no bills. Parental advisory - explicit source code. No one under 17 admitted. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Limit one per family. No money down. No purchase necessary. Not necessarily. Cache and carry. You do not need to be present to win. Some assembly and C++ required. Batteries not included. Action figures sold separately. Available in fine stores everywhere. Take a number please. Preservatives are added to improve freshness. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Hard hat area. Sealed for your protection. The bus stops here. Call before you dig. How about a nice game of chess? EXTERN use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your magic eight ball.
Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures. Store in a cool, dry place. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. If this software begins to smoke, run, do not walk towards the nearest exit. Do not place near any magnetic source. Smoking this software may be hazardous to your health. Prosecutors will be violated.
You are not in Kansas anymore. I/O, I/O, so it is off to work I go. Where do you want to go today?
A proud sponsor of the old hackers home. Code used in this software is made from 100% recycled electrons.
No animals were used to test this software. No extra salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, the error routine will do it for you. If symptoms persist, delete yourself immediately. If you suspect an overloaded operator, destroy immediately. Constantly volatile when exposed to static pointers. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Do you like gladiator movies? Autopilot is engaged during flight. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Motor vehicles only. Your mileage may vary.
This disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornadoes, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other acts of Bob, misuse, neglect, repair, attempted modification, bugs in the code, damage from improper installation, incorrect line voltage, cosmic rays, missing or altered serial numbers, attempting to actually use the software, sonic boom vibrations, good vibrations, EMP, and incidents related to plane crashes,
your girlfriend,
regardless of her involvement in anything
She may apply other restrictions whenever she feels like it.
Disclaimer order of content or content of this disclaimer does not enable you with any rights not waived by this disclaimer and does not prevent this disclaimer from restricting you from any other rights as needed, etcetera, so on and so forth.
Select NO to decline.